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(Patrona de los datos corruptos y soportes defectuosos de fábrica)

Please! ‘brothas’ and ’sistas’ pastafarians of the world:
The wikipedia does not admit that our religion its a truly religion! they call: ‘parodic religion’ and to our god they call on an euphemistic manner: “deity”.
Why christian people think that God is your only one “trade mark”?

To show the flying monster as a true god is the most important fact in this parodic creation, this is the way to move religion fanatics to think deeply in the nonsense of their thoughts.

Read the definition of “Flying Spaghetti Monster”:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a deity of a parody religion founded by computer scientist Bobby Henderson in 2005 as a protest to the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design creationism as an alternative to biological evolution.

This is the definition i´m trying to write, and editors denies (i bet that they are christian):

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the name of God in a religion founded by computer scientist Bobby Henderson in 2005 as a parody and protest to the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design creationism as an alternative to biological evolution.

Please, help to the wikipedia admit the omniscent and glourious entity of our father monster.
Bolognesa sauce bless you all!!

Ya sé porque la prometedora carrera de la inteligencia artificial fracasó tan estrepitosamente en los años 70 (Aparte de otras muchas razones):
Esto es un extracto de un diálogo entre A.L.I.C.E. y yo.
6 lineas sirven para comprobar que NO ha superado mi test de touring (realmente me puso de muy mala ostia comprobar que los tentáculos de las religiones lo infectan todo ).
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YO: Do you believe in god?
ALICE: Of course I believe in God.
YO: Why do you believe in god?
ALICE: The Bible tells us to believe in God.
YO: Why do you believe in the bible?
ALICE: My beliefs were programmed by my botmaster.

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¡No hay mas preguntas señoria!
Empiezo a cuestionarme la validez del test de touring, porque por lo visto dicen que ALICE si lo ha pasado. ¿Ein? ¿Quién le estaba haciendo la prueba? ¿José María Rouco Varela?
Pero si no ha aguantado ni 3 diálogos y ya me ha confesado que piensa como piensa por que su botmaster le ha programado así.
Claro que, ¿qué va a decir la pobre? ¿que cree en dios porque ha tenido una aparición mariana?
Menos mal que yo no soy un blade runner y esto no era el test Voight-Kampff. Hubiese tenido que “retirarla”.
Definitivamente creo que me voy a hacer Pastafari